Manka Bros. Holiday Party Canceled
Due to the uncertainty of the fiscal cliff, the fact that my taxes are going up, the shitty year Manka Bros. has had at the box office, the crappy television shows that were produced for our horrible...
View ArticleYemen Theme Park – 2013 Update
Good morning. I am back from the hellhole that was Austin, Texas and the that waste of time known as SXSW. If there was any positive that came out of my keynote address it was that my security guard...
View ArticleManka Bros. Would Like To Offer James Schamus A Job
Good evening from Paris! I’m here to receive an Award from a French film society for all the Joey Levitch movies Manka Bros. produced over the past 50 years. Holy shit do they love Joey Levitch over...
View ArticleMIPCOM 2013 – Khan Manka, Jr. Media Mastermind Keynote Address
[The following is an unedited transcript of Khan Manka, Jr.’s Media Mastermind interview at MIPCOM 2013. An edited transcript will be released to the press when appropriate.] MIPCOM 2013 – KHAN MANKA,...
View ArticleOld Media Fights Back
“Generation C” can suck it. It’s time for Old Media to strike back against the bullshit that is “Generation C” and the power this group of slack-jawed dorks seems to have over the way we have done...
View ArticleThe Manka Bros. Holiday Party Is Cancelled
Good afternoon. For the second straight year, because it was a horrible year for the studio, I have cancelled the planned Holiday Party Extravaganza at the Downtown L.A. Live complex. Please inform...
View ArticleManka Bros. To ‘Bypass’ the Development Process
Good morning… Following Kevin Reilly’s (Fox) announcement that they will no longer be participating in the TV Pilot Season process (which we’ve all been doing in this town for the past 50 years or so),...
View ArticleManka Bros. Would Like To Offer Kevin Reilly A Job
It has been brought to my attention that Kevin Reilly – the futurist former head of the Fox Broadcasting Company – has been forcibly removed from his post and is now looking forward to forcibly...
View ArticleManka Bros. To Resume Theatrical Tentpole Strategy
Good afternoon. After announcing last week that Manka Bros. would be abandoning its tentpole strategy to focus on lower budget, more interesting films, I have decided based the insane opening of...
View ArticleManka Bros. Would Like To Offer Bob Greenblatt A Job
Good afternoon from the Seychelles! I’ll be back in Burbank soon – so stop asking. So – it appears Bob Greenblatt is leaving NBC because a) He needs another challenge; b) Life isn’t interesting anymore...
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